Attack of the Celery

Some celery fell on the floor. Fortunately, Petty was there to make sure nothing bad happened.

Deciding the situation was safe, she decided that, well, celery is close enough to catnip, right?

Playtime!

All Cleaned Up

Bella the poodle looks svelte after a trip to the beauty parlor.

Doesn't Matter Where the Rug is

Had to pick up the kitchen rugs to clean around them. Didn't matter to Hendrix. She found their new location more than tolerable.

Attack of the Birthday Card: An Epic in Pictures

A new birthday card came into the house yesterday. Normally that wouldn't be a big deal, but this particular card made car noises when it was opened. You wouldn't think it, but those noises made Lenny incredibly excited. Whenever the card was opened, he would charge at the card, ears raised, looking to make a kill. I mean, look at that card just sitting there, thinking it's all high and mighty.

It started out pretty relaxed.

But gradually...

It began to get more intense.

Every time the card was attacked, it kept making car noises!

And that just kept making Lenny more....

And more....

And more....

Excited.

Of course, he wouldn't want anyone to know how excited he was.

But he found the speaker that was making the noise and ripped the card to shreds. And never again will a birthday card think it can just waltz into the house and make itself at home.

The end.

Jedi Dog

The Force (of gravity) is strong with Lenny.

Tired at the Beach

Which bed it is doesn't actually matter - as long as there's a bed.

Snuggled Up Close

Sometimes a dog just needs lots of human contact. And things to hoard.

Paranoid

Who are you, and what do you want with my toys?

Giant Inflatable Monkey!

Taking a break from the living beasts for a moment... here's a giant inflatable graduation monkey.