A new birthday card came into the house yesterday. Normally that wouldn't be a big deal, but this particular card made car noises when it was opened. You wouldn't think it, but those noises made Lenny incredibly excited. Whenever the card was opened, he would charge at the card, ears raised, looking to make a kill. I mean, look at that card just sitting there, thinking it's all high and mighty.
It started out pretty relaxed.
But gradually...
It began to get more intense.
Every time the card was attacked, it kept making car noises!
And that just kept making Lenny more....
And more....
And more....
Excited.
Of course, he wouldn't want anyone to know how excited he was.
But he found the speaker that was making the noise and ripped the card to shreds. And never again will a birthday card think it can just waltz into the house and make itself at home.
The end.
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